Barkley the pan handling seagull

I opened up the blinds to our room and in swoops this gull. He sat and
stared at me and started chirping at me This guy was relentless
pounding his beak on the window and squaking at me. Kbabe was giving
me the buisness about how I shouldn't feed him. I decided not to feed
him for the simple fact that he was one annoying dude and he had an
entire ocean with the means to catch fresh fish for free when it would
cost me 20 bones a plate. So eat up Barkley chips are mine and the
fish is free.